Monday, October 17

And A Muppet Makes Three

We now have a special friend in the house, birthed yesterday afternoon as a long-overdue birthday gift for my boyfriend at FAO Schwarz, where we had to option to pick every body part our Muppet tot would have and choose to dress him like a 45-year-old Midwesterner on a tropical vacation.

He's accidentally felt me up about four times already, locked me in the kitchen last night to eat oatmeal raisin cookies alone in the dark and wouldn't stop taking over the keyboard while I was trying to work, but it's nothing a little child-rearing and a few "seriously, get that thing the fuck away from me, I'm in the middle of eating peanut butter out of the jar"s can't fix.

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