I accidentally started reading this week's NY Mag cover story after flipping through to find Party Lines, and couldn't put it down until the fifth and final page. It's fantastic and everyone in the comment section will hate it. Best part: the line about Sex And The City and Solo cups and Kat Dennings and how unbelievably fucking dead on it is.
In other news, Mary Louise Parker took her kids to an apple orchard in Jersey! Can only imagine her being the exact same mother she is to her runts on Weeds, right? Me too.