Tuesday, December 20

Moms, Grandmas, Martinis and More



I wrote this lil' diddy for The Hairpin last week about how to get away with drinking in front of your folks at holiday parties, which should serve as a road map for all of you who have relatives that require a higher BAC level than normal to tolerate.

I will actually be in New Orleans instead of back in Chicago, where I typically mix together 2 liter bottles of soda and whatever booze I can sneak before a relative makes some snide remark about how I'm getting home, so cheers to me drowning myself in gumbo and having a stomachache all holiday season long! Because, in all seriousness, I really hope I drown myself in some gumbo and have to use little shrimps as flippers to kick my way out.

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