I've found the only flat-rate salad bar in town, I'm going next week, and I couldn't be more excited.
Yes, it's at a Ruby Tuesday, but do you know how much cherry tomatoes cost in a salad in this town?!?! Dollars. Dollars!!!! I"m going to be fasting all Wednesday night so that I can fill my body with as much heavy produce as possible at lunchtime as my dear, kind friends eat $16 hamburgers and put up with me in the center of touristland. Worth it. WORTH IT.
Oh my god I wonder if they let you take your leftover salad home.