Thursday, February 2

Steady Growth

Alright gentlemen, let's get serious here. While I'm opting for a no-gift Valentine's Day and spending the dinner hours with my face in front of an open meat grill instead of a candlelit tablecloth, I'm still a girl with girl parts and girl things and girl feelings. So, fuck me, but I love flowers. Love them. And, odds are, the girl you love, like, want to get inside of or are just stringing along until summertime loves flowers, too.

Luckily for you, my pal Brittany from BRRCH floral is selling these stunning handmade bouquets for Valentine's Day that require little effort on your part beyond an e-mail, two sentences and some buckaroonies, and are guaranteed to make your girlfriend swoon like we're back in the '50s and you're sharing a milkshake with two straws. Each arrangement is $45 ($55 with delivery) and comes with a birchwood tag "for personalized messages," so you don't even have to get gushy out loud. Hit her up at by February 13 to place an order, and send some Necco-brand conversation hearts my way when you get a chance, too. I love those things.

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