Today's been a really big day for me, you guys. I solved the "Why is Seth Meyers in my apartment lobby" mystery from a fortnight ago and my unbelievably large appetite is finally enjoying its 15 minutes in the spotlight.
My stomach's famous!!! FAAAAAAAAME! I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVAAAAH. I'M GONNA DIE OF GOUT (GOUT!) I'MMA FALL INTO A FOOD COMA, FOR DINNER TONIGHT, LET'S GO OUTTTTT
Weird Al, I'm comin' for you.