Tuesday, July 10

Chronicles In Old School Chest Hair

In case you haven't noticed, I'm all up on my Olympic shit and the latest installment is this massive slideshow of the best Olympians ever for Refinery29. Pre-research, I had only thought Mark Spitz was a ball of body hair that owned a ton of medals and confused Hope Solo with a completely different athlete, so throw a baseball cap on me and call me a sportswriter, because I've come a looooooong way.

How many ballpark franks does a girl need to eat before chewing on the end of a Bic pen and shouting "What kind of play was THAT! Get your head in the GAME!" at the television and not looking like a tween with an anger management problem? Seven? I should go watch re-reruns of "My Boys", though that'll only lead to me wanting Jim Gaffigan as a blood relative instead of any sort of assistance on Windy City sports coverage and beyond.

Anyway, Mary Lou Retton is badass, as are the rest. Extra, extra, read all about it.

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