What is going on in this scene?
1. Pacey is about to steal a cop car to impress Ali Larter.
2. Pacey just gave a lecture about manning up and having sex while getting his hair shampooed by a woman.
3. Pacey just had a date with Dawson at the hair salon where, upon seeing an older, attractive cheerleader, impulsively decided to get frosted tips.
4. I have no idea because a Phish song is playing in a show known for its Paula Cole soundtrack and I cannot focus on anything else.
Answer: ALL OF THE ABOVE.
HOW. WHY. MOSTLY, HOW. AND WHY.