Monday, August 27

Do You Like Me? Or Do You Like-Like Me?

I'm on Facebook! I haven't cleaned the kitchen in five days, everything is covered in a thin film of chocolate buttermilk residue, every dress I own is on the floor, I've been eating dry quinoa for days because I haven't had time to run out and get olive oil, but I'm on Facebook! I can't remember the last time I shaved my legs, but I'm on Facebook.

So do me a favor and like me on Zuckerworld, willya?

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