Is this Kate Spade Saturday dress adorable? Or so horrifying that I could walk into a high school, pull my mussed hair back into a barrette and instantly know how teach an advanced ceramics class despite never having mastered the pottery wheel?
Also on the con list:
Saggy ass central. Seriously, this will be the closest I ever come to having a body part referred to as "washboard." I could never dance along to my favorite fun-time get down party jam while wearing this thing.