There are a lot of reasons why I haven't had time lately to update you on all the important things. Like, how many times I've tried and failed to recreate Juice Press' perfect almond milk at home, or how we still don't officially know who January Jones' baby daddy is. Mostly, I've had my hands in a lot of different pies, though depressingly, not literally, because when you're an adult whose only co-workers are her stuffed animals, no one brings in a fresh Apple Spice or even a curveball Chocolate Turtle to celebrate 3/14 alongside you.
I've gotsta few things up my sleeve, but since the cat's out of the bag, I wanted to announce that coming super-de-duper soon is a fun compliment to this blog that uses your ears instead o' your eyes. Yes, we doin' a podcast, holmes, and it's freaking fantasmic. Seriously, a new conversational form that involves having friends over to giggle and writing off melty spanish cheeses on your taxes is a dream boat that I'm captain of. It's so anti-New York in all of its many ways — chatting with people you may not know so well, having people over to kick it and chill out around your apartment, the lack of rats (I don't know) — but it's a joy to do and we're finally near-ready to present it to the world.
There'll be more details about it in the next few weeks, but until then, feel free to peek onto our currently-hideous but soon-to-be-bootiful website, and get yet loins ready. Iz gonna be great.