Another week, another round of Fashion Police for Us Weekly! I submit jokes every other week, so keep checkin' em out when you're at an appointment to get your cavities filled or vaginas examined. Or, you know, if you're on the beach somewhere warm because you get a Spring Break, and in that case, all of the fuck yous.
I don't feel good about having to poke fun at our patron saint Lena Dunham this week, but hey, a job's a job! (I hear that's what people with jobs say; I'm just trying to mimic them.)