Hey! Remember that Olsen thingamablob I wrote? Well now it's also on my favorite literary wonderland, The Man Repeller. No surprise that, of course, it looks a whole lot better there, too. I'd update this site but I'm much too busy reading up on nutritional yeast and watching Kristen Bell sing songs from Frozen despite having never seen the movie.
Get it all over again (with an added slideshow of thinspirational twin photos) over on MR.