A tiny confession: I didn't hate this week's clothes. Would I wear that Uma Thurman poncho? Oh hell yes. That Diane Kruger sequin bolo? Um, completely. And how about that Katy Perry jacket?!? For fucking sure! But, just because Julianne Moore looks banging in that red dress doesn't mean I can't not poke fun at it. Apologies all around to everyone, except for Sofia Vergara's ex-fiancee. Homegirl straight upgraded on this one...even if her new one's terrifyingly large muscles are the same size as her head.