I DONT KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS ON THE COVER. Does this mean I'm old? Should I actually be watching The Bachelor? These people look normal, are they celebrities? I'm so confused. But what I'm ~not~ confused by is...the ridiculous things people have worn this week!
I'm deeply saddened that I didn't get to make any jokes about the horrific Golden Globes dresses of two weeks' past, but it's OK. There's enough Kimmy K and candy-coated dresses to go around: