Monday, February 9

Fashion Police — 2/16/2015





Now, I never thought I would be defending a member of the Kardashian Klan over a place of my employment, but hey! Lay off that sweet Bruce Jenner! The man has spent over twenty years supporting this family through everything. Think about it: standing by Kris while she's attempting to be write cookbooks and have her own talk show, co-habitating with Kim while she's participating in sham marriages and releasing sex tapes, spending every holiday and family vacation with Scott Disick (!) — and all the man wants to do is dress like a woman?! That's what we're making such a big deal out of? It's a miracle he's not holed up in a cabin out back of the Kardashian enKlave slowly pulling deer and other woods-dwelling animals limb by limb, making lounge chairs out of their bones. Good lord, let him live Bruce truth in peace. If anyone to deserves to live they life they want, IT IS THIS MAN. He must have the patience of a saint. (And, clearly, a better hairdresser than I.)


Anyway, jokes, outfits, laughs commence:


1 comment:

Elizabeth J. Neal said...

It's a miracle he's not holed up in a cabin out back of the Kardashian enKlave slowly pulling deer and other woods-dwelling animals limb by limb, making lounge chairs out of their bones. Good lord, Chukkas

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