YES YES Y'ALL, I fuckin' did it. I left my house in winter. And best part is? I didn't even have to do it that often to stick to this social diet. If I was Kanye-ing my story for you, I'd rap something like:
Anyone know a greeting card company hiring? These rhymes gotta go somewhere. I'll check back after my chiropractor appointment that I'll be *on time for*. KILLING IT.
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