Oh, hey there! Am I:
A) Living out my dream life as a carnival's "trampoline ride" attendant?
B) Trying and failing at a Cirque de Soleil class I bought on Groupon four years back and finally used?
Answer: C! Believe it, guys. I actually tramp tramp tramp on the regular -- it's a horrifically difficult exercise wrapped in a birthday party of a concept -- but for more on how I lost weight by pretending I was trapped inside a bounce house, you'll have to bop your own self over to Racked.