I swear I'm not boy-who-cried-wolfing it, you guys. I've been working so diligently on getting this new sucker up, and it's *almost there*. The header is done, the layout is done, the nonsense is done -- but I still need to work on a lot of the fun post parts that I want to relaunch with.
It's taking a bit of time, and is the reason why I don't go out on Friday nights (suck on that, weekends!) but I'm just working on the final chunks and it should be up, hopefully, talons crossed, within a month.
So, start saying goodbye to this shithole in your heart, and get ready for the fanciest, nicest, cleanest, most updated-iest version of Awkward City you've ever seen.
It'll be the same URL, so no need to panic. Just prepare your heart muscles for when you load this puppy up one day in the future and it's shinier than you've ever imagined.
IN A BIT